Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Subway Tips

For those who find the subway a more conveniant method of transportation than worrying about quorters for parking or parking itself, here are some dating tips.

Annonymous said: Advice for ladies going on a date via subway

1. Don't wear a flowy skirt
2. When he goes to pay at the turstile make sure you hear the litltle click before you walk because its awfully embarassing when you walk into the metal bars...and it hurts
3. If you are wearing heals: don't walk on the subway grates because your shoes will get stuck and fall through or worse get caught and you fall on your face
4. Lastly, if your'e going to stand up make sure you have a good grip on the pole because when it breaks- he isn't going to catch you!

Hopefully this bit of advice will help avoid that needless rush of blood to one's cheek...

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